While STHOM as sleeping, his radioactive mom kissed him, giving him super powers. STHOM now had the power to masturbate in public without being arrested!
I'm STHOM. I'm the bomb. And my real name would be Tom. But that doesn't matter right now because I'm here to rap this song. And don't you think that's wrong, while you smoking out ya bong, I don't god that gay dance cong, but I cannot rap my rhymes wrong.